Supporter Of Teachers Pillows

'Shouldn't you be marking our homework ?'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

"Could I ask just one question?"

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

Higher wisdom...

'A dog ate my homework.'

'Maths is fun!'

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

"She said that girls mature faster than boys, so I pulled her hair."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

Presentation: Any questions?

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

Child: 'If I've got five oranges, and you take away two, wouldn't that be stealing Miss?'

'Eleven?.. you mean there's more numbers beyond the number of fingers we have?'

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

"OK...for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

The F.B.I.'s Least Wanted.

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

'By the second week of instruction all first-graders should be able to count to one.'