Supporter Of Teachers Prints

'Shouldn't you be marking our homework ?'

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

"Could I ask just one question?"

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'Maths is fun!'

'A dog ate my homework.'

Higher wisdom...

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

"She said that girls mature faster than boys, so I pulled her hair."

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

Presentation: Any questions?

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

'Eleven?.. you mean there's more numbers beyond the number of fingers we have?'

Child: 'If I've got five oranges, and you take away two, wouldn't that be stealing Miss?'

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

The F.B.I.'s Least Wanted.

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"OK...for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.