Support Group Sage Gifts

'Hi, I'm Donald and I have been too enthusiastic for forty years.'

"Our war is against cancer."

Support group for sheep.

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

Aging Support Group

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'I don't think of my skin as saggy...I think of it as relaxed-fit!'

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

Female chemotherapy warrior.

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

"It just happens...one day you wake up and you find that your best billable hours are behind you."

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

Accident-Prone Support Group.

'My investment club had morphed into a support group.'

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

'Good news and bad... Medical science can't cure you, but we have some marvelous support groups.'

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

"And then she said, 'You're wearing that to the psychiatrist?'"

Flo discovered that one perk of cancer is that people treat her like a queen.

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

"It's like every year my fear gets a little worse."

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

"Don't worry Sir, you're not the first person to ask for a refund and you probably won't be the last!"

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

Short Term Memory Loss Support Group: 'Good evening. You're probably all wondering why you just walked into this room.'

'There's no cure, but the good news is we have some great support groups!'

My name is Bob and my laptop crashed! Tech Support Groups.