Support Group Sage Mugs

'Hi, I'm Donald and I have been too enthusiastic for forty years.'

"Our war is against cancer."

Support group for sheep.

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Female chemotherapy warrior.

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

"It just happens...one day you wake up and you find that your best billable hours are behind you."

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

'Good news and bad... Medical science can't cure you, but we have some marvelous support groups.'

'My investment club had morphed into a support group.'

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

"And then she said, 'You're wearing that to the psychiatrist?'"

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

Flo discovered that one perk of cancer is that people treat her like a queen.

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

"Don't worry Sir, you're not the first person to ask for a refund and you probably won't be the last!"

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

'There's no cure, but the good news is we have some great support groups!'

My name is Bob and my laptop crashed! Tech Support Groups.

Dyslexics Support Group - "My Wife Doesn't rnstand me."