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'Hi, my name's Bernard and I'm an alcoholic...'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

'I'm with the band.'

'A funny thing happened to me on the way to the church tonight..'

'This is the third time you've gone to the bathroom tonight. Are you seeing another woman in there?'

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

T-rex takes a selfie

"Please join me now in a group meditation."

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

Fortunately the Pastor didn't realize it, but his wife's new 'mod' hat was actually a clever disguise for two canisters of coffee.

'Lettuce pray!'

Tred carefully mill.

"Father Michael has a wicked sense of humour."

"Due to a breakdown in communication, 'Nilla Wafers' will be used for the communion service."

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

"Hello, everyone. My name is Mittens, and I'm addicted to catnip."

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

Cutting The Pope's Hair.

Comedy Vicar Competition

'Do you realize that you have several passages of scripture right on the tip of your tongue?'

'My next song is about a singer who should get into another line of work.'

Simon Considers A Career Change

Trouble brewing as Larry Line-Dancing Lessons begin to annoy the Psychopaths Anonymous weekly meeting.

'We've put Father O'Brien in charge of minor sins.'

'The service is over, Ed. You have to wake them up.'