Friendship Giggler T-Shirts

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

The Main Types of Cheese

'I think I'll go home and eat'

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

'This place is really classy. They bring the microwave right to your table!'

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

'House wine?'

"Fresh ground anti-depressants?"

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

"It was the food critics who gave our soup the two 'reallys'."

'I'm with the band.'

'Soufle, can I have the blueprint?.'

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

'Bad as this may look, it's actually the perfect accompaniment with your entree.'

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'