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'I'm with the band.'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

Get on with it!

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

Fancy a pint?

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

Nethead strip: Speak binary

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

'It's not just a job. It's about being part of something bigger than yourself.'

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

'A funny thing happened to me on the way to the church tonight..'

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

T-rex takes a selfie

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

Fortunately the Pastor didn't realize it, but his wife's new 'mod' hat was actually a clever disguise for two canisters of coffee.

"It was your idea to call him Christopher Robin!"

He's a terrible climber, but he's pretty good with tools.

"Father Michael has a wicked sense of humour."

"Due to a breakdown in communication, 'Nilla Wafers' will be used for the communion service."

'Lettuce pray!'

Confession Ratings.

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

Tred carefully mill.

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."