Groupie Giggler Pillows

'I'm with the band.'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

Get on with it!

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

Fancy a pint?

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Nethead strip: Speak binary

'It's not just a job. It's about being part of something bigger than yourself.'

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

'A funny thing happened to me on the way to the church tonight..'

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

T-rex takes a selfie

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"Due to a breakdown in communication, 'Nilla Wafers' will be used for the communion service."

Fortunately the Pastor didn't realize it, but his wife's new 'mod' hat was actually a clever disguise for two canisters of coffee.

"Father Michael has a wicked sense of humour."

Tred carefully mill.

'Lettuce pray!'

Confession Ratings.

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

'Hi, my name's Bernard and I'm an alcoholic...'

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."