Support Group Giggler Mugs

'Hi, my name's Bernard and I'm an alcoholic...'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

'I'm with the band.'

'A funny thing happened to me on the way to the church tonight..'

'This is the third time you've gone to the bathroom tonight. Are you seeing another woman in there?'

T-rex takes a selfie

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

"Please join me now in a group meditation."

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

"Due to a breakdown in communication, 'Nilla Wafers' will be used for the communion service."

"Father Michael has a wicked sense of humour."

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"Hello, everyone. My name is Mittens, and I'm addicted to catnip."

Fortunately the Pastor didn't realize it, but his wife's new 'mod' hat was actually a clever disguise for two canisters of coffee.

'Lettuce pray!'

Tred carefully mill.

"It was your idea to call him Christopher Robin!"

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

Comedy Vicar Competition

Cutting The Pope's Hair.

'Do you realize that you have several passages of scripture right on the tip of your tongue?'

Simon Considers A Career Change

'My next song is about a singer who should get into another line of work.'

"Let's try a slower speed."

Trouble brewing as Larry Line-Dancing Lessons begin to annoy the Psychopaths Anonymous weekly meeting.

'We've put Father O'Brien in charge of minor sins.'