Superstitious Soul Mugs

The 13th hole

'Next on the agenda...we need to discuss the club's inability to attract new members..."

'Do you believe in omens?'

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

"It's my lucky mascot."

"Hey - no putting a hex on the ball."

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"You've been served."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

Monster Horrorscopes

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

"Nihilistic rage motivates me to cling desperately to this job."

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

"Two for Joy."

'Our financial statement was delivered 'postage due'. Think that's a sign?'

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

Superstitious Black Cat

'A white cat! That's good luck.' 'It doesn't work that way.'

"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have."

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

Uh oh. What if someone on the flight wears their unlucky underwear?!

"I see we're all going into this interview a little superstitious."

'...and I see dozens, no, hundreds of dirty socks lying on the floor! And I see windowless cars filled with injured squirrels and blind cats, who take you to an oasis of bacon bits...'

"I did the math, and I'm telling you I have two left!"

Bad luck

"It's beautiful, isn't it? It will keep you safe."

'It's not an audition, it's a job interview and please don't tell me to 'break a leg'.'