Superstition Sage Mugs

'Breaking her back is a bit violent. How about just breaking your mom's good dishes?'

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Sigmund Freud.

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

Bishop with a crozier case.

'This either means 'get busy', or I'm damned.'

"You're under arrest for an attempted murder."

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

Rats leave a launching ship.

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

Couldn't you have used a smaller font?

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

Net Zero Superstitions

'You've got a degree in mathematics? Well, the economy isn't logical. It's about irrationality, superstition, gossip and pure luck. You need a degree in gambling and black magic.'

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

"I don't care what other kittens say about black cats, the person who adopts you will be very lucky."

"I knew it, there is an autocorrect demon!"

"You're on kid. Break a string!"