Superstitious Soul Prints

The 13th hole

'Next on the agenda...we need to discuss the club's inability to attract new members..."

'Do you believe in omens?'

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

"Hey - no putting a hex on the ball."

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"You've been served."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

Monster Horrorscopes

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

"Nihilistic rage motivates me to cling desperately to this job."

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

Superstitious Black Cat

'Our financial statement was delivered 'postage due'. Think that's a sign?'

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

'A white cat! That's good luck.' 'It doesn't work that way.'

"It's beautiful, isn't it? It will keep you safe."

"I see we're all going into this interview a little superstitious."

Uh oh. What if someone on the flight wears their unlucky underwear?!

'It's not an audition, it's a job interview and please don't tell me to 'break a leg'.'

'...and I see dozens, no, hundreds of dirty socks lying on the floor! And I see windowless cars filled with injured squirrels and blind cats, who take you to an oasis of bacon bits...'

"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have."

"I did the math, and I'm telling you I have two left!"

Bad luck

"I don't need a costume. I am halloween."

'Yer luck's run out old timer - I've come fer what's mine!'

"Be right in, I just brought my lucky chair."