Secretive Soul Mugs

Were you really supposed to be in the 1980 Olympics, Sadie? I DON

GOD BLESS OUR UNDISCLOSED LOCATION.

Romance

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

'I always cry at weddings!'

"Draw your own path."

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

You're the cream in my coffee.

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

Letter writing lady.

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

"It was her mothers"

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"You've been served."

Romantic Tree Carving

'I can change! I swear!'

'When love is color Blind.'

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

The Sensitive Dude.

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

Late-Onset Epiphany

"Why are you special? Because I'm your mommy, and I'm special."

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

ONE IN A MILLION

"Remember the good old days, when all we had to worry about was a dollar-sixty-a-pound sirloin?"

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

Monster Horrorscopes

Broken Heart

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'