Secretive Soul Pillows

GOD BLESS OUR UNDISCLOSED LOCATION.

Romance

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

'I always cry at weddings!'

"Draw your own path."

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

You're the cream in my coffee.

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

"It was her mothers"

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

Romantic Tree Carving

Letter writing lady.

"You've been served."

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

'I can change! I swear!'

The Sensitive Dude.

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

Late-Onset Epiphany

"Why are you special? Because I'm your mommy, and I'm special."

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

Broken Heart

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

Monster Horrorscopes

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

"Remember the good old days, when all we had to worry about was a dollar-sixty-a-pound sirloin?"

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"