Superstitious Sock Wearer Pillows

"That's the day my lucky socks were in the laundry."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'Do you think that's wise?'

Great British Eccentrics.

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

Flight Socks.

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

The Complete Cycle.

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

How it started: How it's going

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

Where missing laundry socks go!

Christmas Socks

Laundromat: Bulletin Board - Have you seen this sock?

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'

Missing Sock

Invasive species reach Ken's sock drawer.