Superstitious Sock Wearer Mugs

"That's the day my lucky socks were in the laundry."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'Do you think that's wise?'

Great British Eccentrics.

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Flight Socks.

Those missing socks...where do they go?

How it started: How it's going

The Complete Cycle.

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

Where missing laundry socks go!

Christmas Socks

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

"Don't go in there!"

Laundromat: Bulletin Board - Have you seen this sock?

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

'You've got a hole in your sock..'

Creative Stinking 101 - 'Stinking outside the Sox.'

Missing Sock

My feet were cold.

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'