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'He's wearing a toupee.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Love at First Sight

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Physician tending a mummy.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Late BroomStick

Ghost School.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Zombies.

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

The Adventures of God

He looks so natural lying there...

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Quantum Psychic

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"It's just a tree."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"Get a tomb!"

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'