Supernatural Shopping Enthusiast Pillows

"Fly over to the Grand Union and bring back the produce manager's tongue."

Cut Price

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"I shop, therefore I am."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

A Club Sandwitch.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Jungle Stores.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Route 666

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

A young couple selects items from a shop.

I have taken over Sarahs body!

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

Customer Convention

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Redlaw and the Phantom

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

"I'll check and see if he's available."

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Demonic Repossession.

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"