Supernatural Shopping Enthusiast Prints

"Fly over to the Grand Union and bring back the produce manager's tongue."

Cut Price

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"I shop, therefore I am."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

A Club Sandwitch.

Jungle Stores.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Route 666

Ghost puddle

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

I have taken over Sarahs body!

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Customer Convention

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Redlaw and the Phantom

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

"I'll check and see if he's available."

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Demonic Repossession.