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"Oh dear did we neglect to read the contract thoroughly?"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"It's just a tree."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

Witch dice.

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

Fortune teller sees impending doom

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

Argh, typical! I always think of a terrifying thing to say after the s

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

"You do realize selling your soul will be considered a capital gain."

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

'Nobody gets to the point quicker than Ron!'

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

A Ghost

"I'm not a fish, but thanks for catching me."

Garage Sales Anonymous

Fortune teller sits beneath a sign 'Wrinkles Read Here'

'See? The doctors gave up hours ago. I should go. Maybe you should too.'

'Get back, you little fool - you had garlic for lunch!'

"I believed all the conspiracy theories except this one."

Hades.

"He says that it's really not that bad down there."