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Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

...and if the Chairman rings, find out who he is.

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

The church of our lady of wall street.

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

"Remember, negotiating is like buying fruit. You don't know what you'll get until you squeeze 'em a bit."

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

"And God called the light day."

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"Don't anybody move: this is a merger."

"I wasn't talking in my sleep. I was negotiating."

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

"Oh dear did we neglect to read the contract thoroughly?"

'Sorry for interrupting. I didn't realize you were still trying to hammer out an agreement.'

'So, anyone have any idea how we go about explaining how we made a hostile takeover bid for one of our own subsidiaries?'

" know a bargain when I see one!"

'Listen, I obeyed more or less 25% of your commandments. Don't you think that I deserve a promotion or at least a little raise for that?'

'Make it seven beans and you got yourself a deal.'

"Then it's agreed. Watson, Smith, Teller, and Wilson go to Heaven; Jones, Paducci, and Horner go to Hell; and Fenton and Miller go to arbitration."

"Perhaps we can arrive a a mutually beneficial arrangement?"

"A spot near the almighty!"

'Lots of give and take in that negotiation...they took and we gave.'

I thought you wanted me to sell your car.

"Oh, stop flexing, Dinsdale, get you lawyers and let's deal."

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"This can't be heaven, where's the shops?"

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