Supernatural Deal Seeker Prints

"Oh dear did we neglect to read the contract thoroughly?"

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"It's just a tree."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

Witch dice.

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

'Nobody gets to the point quicker than Ron!'

"You do realize selling your soul will be considered a capital gain."

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

A Ghost

Hades.

Fortune teller sits beneath a sign 'Wrinkles Read Here'

Garage Sales Anonymous

"I'm not a fish, but thanks for catching me."

'See? The doctors gave up hours ago. I should go. Maybe you should too.'

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

"I believed all the conspiracy theories except this one."

"Grandma is included in the purchase price."

"He says that it's really not that bad down there."