Supermarket Mystery Solver T-Shirts

Late at night, the supermarket gnomes emerge and mess up one wheel on every cart.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Barks in code.

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Archaeologists discover a football

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Unusual Offers

"Homes on Holmes"