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Lady being asked to sign the accident book after slipping up in supermarket.

Confusing supermarket moments: salt - now with 50% less salt.

'Convenience Product Quarterly calls it 'one of a kind...shattering.''

Man to run supermarket (out of town)

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Low Hanging Fruit

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

Alphabet soup

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Complex Carbs

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

To avoid malnutrition, throw away the contents and eat the package.

"That 'Spirit of Christmas yet to come' comes around earlier every year..."

Undercover Santa

Woman in grocery store sees live vegetables growing beneath farm-fresh vegetables sign.

"No matter what one says, a safe remains a good way to keep your money safe."

"Apparently, some of the additives cause a nerve disorder, but others cure it."

'New! A bonus island of flavor!'

'Could you help me? My parents are lost.'

Salad dressing for success.

Late at night, the supermarket gnomes emerge and mess up one wheel on every cart.

"Who's next?"