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"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Barks in code.

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

A boy acting suspiciously

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"True crime meets reality TV"

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes