Superhero Storyteller Gifts

Work life balance - "Tonight we're going to read about how Spiderman got the firms quarterly VAT returns in on time."

"Sorry about showing you the vacuum of space, Robin."

"Just one last crossing to make..."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Batman at the Maternity Ward

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Swan Fairy Tales

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

The Amazing Man-Spider

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"You've changed."

Keyworker

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"