Super Bowl Gifts

"Have you given any thought to what you're going to do with your life after the Super Bowl?"

'No, this won't help your back, but I'm getting great reception for the big game!'

"Just picking up some Super Bowl provisions."

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

'For the last time, Jeff, it's called a huddle! Stop saying Group Hug!'

'Is that true? - Did you assign my son homework over SUPERBOWL WEEKEND?'

"And for only $19.99 I can give you my super bowl pick."

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

Fantasy Football League training Camp.

Input From The Front Office

'Personal foul. On the defense. Plucking the passer.'

Football player has head instead of ball.

Superbowl halftime at the sewage treatment plant.

'Go long!'

Vikings to the Super bowl.

"A friendly warning, pal—this is a sports bar."

'Fancy going to the superbowl tonight?'

"I know the Super Bowl is just getting underway, Paul, but did you forget that have a very important date tonight?"

Superbowl Hyperbole.

"That replacement ref is going to get me killed before I can collect the bounty on the other team's quarterback."

'...There's this big dude on the other side. Nobody look! But, every time we try anything he comes after me. Now, what's that all about?'

'It's the biggest eating event of the year. It's called the 'SUPPER BOWL'.'

'You remember...after the Super Bowl last year?'

Classic Halftime Shows (Super Bowl III)

"911? My husband's unresponsive."

"Yeah. Can you believe they're planning on having church on Super Bowl Sunday?!"

"I HATE the Super Bowl!"

"He finally popped the big question: Would I watch the super bowl with him?"

Super Bowl Monday

Watching the football.

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

Friendly fire!

Fantasy Football Betting Pool

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

"Did you watch the super bowl?"