Sunset Contemplator Gifts

"I hate to see the evening sun go down."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

The game is tied, and this is the final inning because the sun is setting. I understand, coach, I need to get home before dark!

"Shall we put it in play?"

Differing thoughts of male and female.

Rating the Sunset

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

'I don't know why, but my cowboy seems to have an obsession with riding into the sunset...'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

Summer Sledding

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"The sunsets here are amazing."

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

Scientific Research: '...The motto of science is to expect the unexpected...now be quiet. I'm trying to work.'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

A cat watching the sunset

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

Apocalipsis

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

"If we weren't married this would be romantic."

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."

Conservatives Emphatically Defeated in 1880 Election

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

"I bark, therefore I am."