Time Contemplator Gifts

"Race ya ..."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

Differing thoughts of male and female.

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

Caterpillar Paranoia

'We may think 2012 is over, but history books are full of things we thought were over.'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

William would often take long walks along the beach, seeking inspiration for his next timesheet.

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

Today is the first day of the rest of my life, Axel. Is that the good news or the bad news?

"Oh, to be a Mayfly."

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

We only go around once

"What a lot of people don't realize is that I actually enjoy an incredibly rich interior life."

'The vasteness of the universe makes me feel so small and insignificant.'

'I know I'm the center of the universe.'

'Have you noticed how our days are getting shorter.'

A man on a beach watches an autumn leaf land on him.

I'm on break.

Death is just a side-effect of living.

Is there anything worse than the aging process? The thing that comes after the aging process.

'You know there were 7,184 waves yesterday. That's just slightly more than usual. I think that's one of my favorite things about island life, there's always a surprise round the corner. What's your favorite thing, Ed?'

The miracle of death

Miracle gro bird seed.

"Well, no, I wouldn't expect it to speak to you."

Introverts Anonymous

Farmer cutting wheat encounters the Grim Reaper

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'