Sunset Contemplator T-Shirts

"I hate to see the evening sun go down."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"Shall we put it in play?"

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

Rating the Sunset

Differing thoughts of male and female.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

Summer Sledding

'I don't know why, but my cowboy seems to have an obsession with riding into the sunset...'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

"The sunsets here are amazing."

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

Scientific Research: '...The motto of science is to expect the unexpected...now be quiet. I'm trying to work.'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

Apocalipsis

"If we weren't married this would be romantic."

Conservatives Emphatically Defeated in 1880 Election

A cat watching the sunset

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

"I bark, therefore I am."

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'