Sunscreen Maestros T-Shirts

"Going to the beach with kids Sand in eyes, food, crevices Chasing after them with sun cream Frantically checking they haven't been kidnapped or swept out to sea Enjoying it"

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Beach flirting

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

S.P.F. 1,000

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

'Daddy is going off to stimulate the economy by making gobs of money.'

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

Man sunbathing on the beach.

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."

'Please don't cover me with hot sand, Dear. It makes my skin so oily.'

Pass the SPF 20,000

'They could use a great camouflage expert like you in the army, Mom.'

'With all these new surveillance cameras around town, I'm not going anywhere without full-make-up.'

"I have the smokey eyes look. Can the doctor still give me an eye exam?"

Casual Mask Fridays

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

"Taxi's waiting."

Imagine the mess the world woudl be in if we didn't have the best executives money can buy running it.

Husband concerned about being late whilst wife has plastic surgery.

Elephant-size sunscreen bottle

Requiem

Sunburn.

"Time for thaw awkward father son talk. You know, the one about fluctuating interest rates and instability in the markets."

"Suncreen's for the birds right, Oscar?!"

"Are we at the undercoat stage yet, or is this still the primer?"