Sunscreen Maestros Mugs

"Going to the beach with kids Sand in eyes, food, crevices Chasing after them with sun cream Frantically checking they haven't been kidnapped or swept out to sea Enjoying it"

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

Beach flirting

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

S.P.F. 1,000

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

'Daddy is going off to stimulate the economy by making gobs of money.'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

Man sunbathing on the beach.

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

'Please don't cover me with hot sand, Dear. It makes my skin so oily.'

'They could use a great camouflage expert like you in the army, Mom.'

Pass the SPF 20,000

"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."

'With all these new surveillance cameras around town, I'm not going anywhere without full-make-up.'

"I have the smokey eyes look. Can the doctor still give me an eye exam?"

Casual Mask Fridays

Requiem

Imagine the mess the world woudl be in if we didn't have the best executives money can buy running it.

"Taxi's waiting."

Husband concerned about being late whilst wife has plastic surgery.

Elephant-size sunscreen bottle

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

Sunburn.

"Are we at the undercoat stage yet, or is this still the primer?"

Sunbloc 1000

"I'd like to go somewhere with warm water, balmy breezes and no extradition treaty."