Sunsational Spirit T-Shirts

This was the life the young cowboy had dreamed of! Where else could you find people out in the sun with no regard for sunscreen?! Yes THIS, was the WILD WEST!

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Home depot."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"Draw your own path."

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Dolores is so avant garde.

"As you can see from the books behind me, I pretend to read a lot of books."

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

Vacation Mobile

'Think outside the seed.'

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

Monster Horrorscopes

"I don't get it. I'm playing a legendary jazz musician and the director keeps telling me to stick to the script and stop improvising."

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

Champagne and Oysters

Guitar.

'I have to disappoint you Mrs Robinson, today is not Halloween.'

"You're absolutely sure you want to go wireless?"

The Garden

Sleeping man uses his beard as a book mark.

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

Modern Eureka Moments

'Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a troublemaker.'

"How's that whole 'thinking outside of the bowl' thing working out for you now?"

"The usual. Wall Street highflier has epiphany, abandons career and money, burns clothing, reverts to state of nature."

Vampire

No Guts. No Gory

Singing Father Christmases.

A Poor Pirate Sells His Artificial Limbs.

"Prosecco-ho-ho?"

Midlife Madness

'He's whooping it up again.'