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'He's our power hitter - but only on sunny days.'

I like the Jets...I guess

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Boomerang cow.

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'Pull...'

Back to school.

Free Range Golfers

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

David and Goliath.

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

I love tennis

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'