Sunny Sports Enthusiasts Gifts

'He's our power hitter - but only on sunny days.'

I like the Jets...I guess

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

Boomerang cow.

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'Pull...'

Back to school.

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

Free Range Golfers

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

David and Goliath.

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

"I can't shake the feeling there's always someone looking over my shoulder."

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

I love tennis

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'