Sunny Day Advocate Gifts

"Yeah, I'm just tired of the whole sunscreen thing."

A Golden Non-Retriever

Shellfie

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Ultra-lazy sloth

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"He's an indoor cat."

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

Icarus, you are not flying anywhere until you put on some sunscreen.

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

'Are we having fun yet?'

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"I'm not sure I like your working vacations."

Exercise vs Laxative.

"I just got the place feeling like home again and now it's time to go back to college."

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

Beach goer squeezes sun block tube and a t-shirt pops out.

"For goodness sake Robert! Put some sun-cream on..."

"He's so happy it's finally sunny and warm, he's been standing out here like that for hours."

According to this tabloid article, two guys who today are a basketabll referee and a politician, were friends as kids with a business selling seashells. The referee says that one sunny day while under an umbrella searching in the muck for shells they found a bunch of slimy, loose change. Or as the tabloid puts it "Whistleblower reveals pol's shady past with dirty money and a shell company!"

"What's on the Bear Channel?"

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

'Looks like somebody is ready for summer.'

Woman walking sausage dog.

'Put some more lotion on, that sun's burning you.'

Who's the suit? Warning. Nude beach.

Sunburn Smilie

"Still, a brisk walk can be just as effective."

A crab concerned about getting sunburnt.

"Yeah, I'm just tired of the whole sunscreen thing."

"Tinkles where's Timmy?"

No, I'm not getting you a beer while I'm up.