Sunny Day Advocate Pillows

"Yeah, I'm just tired of the whole sunscreen thing."

A Golden Non-Retriever

Shellfie

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

Ultra-lazy sloth

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"He's an indoor cat."

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

'Are we having fun yet?'

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"I'm not sure I like your working vacations."

"I just got the place feeling like home again and now it's time to go back to college."

Exercise vs Laxative.

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

"For goodness sake Robert! Put some sun-cream on..."

"He's so happy it's finally sunny and warm, he's been standing out here like that for hours."

Beach goer squeezes sun block tube and a t-shirt pops out.

Sunburn Smilie

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

'Looks like somebody is ready for summer.'

"What's on the Bear Channel?"

Woman walking sausage dog.

'Put some more lotion on, that sun's burning you.'

"Still, a brisk walk can be just as effective."

'Remember when pitchers would walk on their own to and from the mound?'

Olympics Couch.

"Tinkles where's Timmy?"

"When good hamsters go bad."