Sunlight Connoisseur T-Shirts

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"We evolved from asteroids"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

'See you in two weeks!'

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

Summer Energy

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Back to school.

'Take a postcard, Irene.'

Rating the Sunset

'I love us when we're tan.'

"Well, now we've seen it."

Solar Power.

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Spring.

"Sorry, honey, I used up all the sunblock. How 'bout we cover you in mayonnaise instead?"

'Hey, Mom, you have a farmer's tan.'

'Ok, it's my turn to make the best of it.'

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

Do-over

"He's so happy it's finally sunny and warm, he's been standing out here like that for hours."

"It's not easy getting a seat on the bus, but my phone stays charged all day."

Sunglasses - Perfect for normal sun, white dwarfs, red giants.

"The sunsets here are amazing."