Sunlight Connoisseur T-Shirts

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"We evolved from asteroids"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

'See you in two weeks!'

Greece

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Summer Energy

Back to school.

'Take a postcard, Irene.'

See? Those guys on chlorophyll just lie around in the sun all day!

'I love us when we're tan.'

"Well, now we've seen it."

Rating the Sunset

Solar Power.

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Spring.

"He's so happy it's finally sunny and warm, he's been standing out here like that for hours."

Do-over

'Hey, Mom, you have a farmer's tan.'

'Ok, it's my turn to make the best of it.'

"Sorry, honey, I used up all the sunblock. How 'bout we cover you in mayonnaise instead?"

I like going across the frame of this solar energy facility we're building. I'm waling on a sunbeam!

"It's not easy getting a seat on the bus, but my phone stays charged all day."

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

"The sunsets here are amazing."