Sunday Stroller Gifts

'Sunday in the park'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

The High Line at Giza

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

Nature Lovers

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

Man walking his dog (colour)

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

"Some walk, huh?"

"Honey, run!"

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

The Perils of Dog Kisses

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

"Before you know it, they'll be all grown up and moved to Brooklyn."

"Now remember, this time don’t drink the salt water."

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

"Hi, it's me, the best little goddamn dog in the world."

"Hail to thee, Frederick Law Olmsted!"

"Our manifesto must offer a measured but devastating critique of flying."

"This is a great neighborhood for croutons."

'Oh, retirement is okay, I guess, but I miss looking forward to the weekends.'

"A thousand boats of static grace and I swear I saw one move!"

"I enjoy the park, but not the commute."