Sunday School Kick-off Gifts

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

My First Camera

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

Coping with a strong-willed child

Today we learned to count to one.

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

'A dog ate my homework.'

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

Big Bang Theory.

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"It's a mobile."

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

"We thought this was more realistic."

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

"It's going to be one of those days."

"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

"I have a feeling this is gonna be one tough course."

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

Learning.