Sunday Philosopher Pillows

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

"Nation-building never works."

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

"You don't whisper anymore."

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

A Poem about Sand

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"We're not on vacation anymore. The company folded."

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

Continental Drift.

"You could always make me laugh but you didn't."

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson.

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

"Doesn't it make sense to move Casual Friday to Monday?"

...Five ways for the cities-towns to raise money...

Senior Investment Analyst R.G. Thornhill glimpses the Universe in a grain of sand and is not impressed.

Sigh...things wear oud, dust collects, people die... Why can't you just relax and enjoy life? Because one thing really worries me... Reincarnation, right? ou know me too well, woman.

"I can see the green shoots of recovery. The fag butts are getting longer."

Woman painting a man drowning.

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

Gus never found the perfect wave

"So this sense of failure stems from the fact that you're not catching any worms despite getting up early?"