Sunday Philosopher T-Shirts

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

"Nation-building never works."

"You don't whisper anymore."

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Hello, this is Cable News. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. As you know, we only have four short years until the next presidential election. So it's time to start asking: Who should run? Whom do you prefer? (A) Al Gore … (B) John Kerry … (C) Marco Rubio … (D) Ted Cruz ... (E) Christ Christie ... House of Java Cybercafe. How about (F) You? Mr. Eugene Yu is actually (T).

A Poem about Sand

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"We're not on vacation anymore. The company folded."

Everything opens up as a new day begins.

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

Continental Drift.

"You could always make me laugh but you didn't."

'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson.

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

"Doesn't it make sense to move Casual Friday to Monday?"

"IBM up 2 1/4, ATT down a 1/4,GM ... "

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

Sigh...things wear oud, dust collects, people die... Why can't you just relax and enjoy life? Because one thing really worries me... Reincarnation, right? ou know me too well, woman.

'You see, son, we are all made in His Image.'

...Five ways for the cities-towns to raise money...

Senior Investment Analyst R.G. Thornhill glimpses the Universe in a grain of sand and is not impressed.

The end is near. The end is nearish. I get this way every spring.

"So this sense of failure stems from the fact that you're not catching any worms despite getting up early?"

Academics at the Beach: "Camus might agree with you. De Beauvoir? Maybe. But Sartre? Never."

"I can see the green shoots of recovery. The fag butts are getting longer."

'You have ear wax.'