Sunday Persuader T-Shirts

'I'm glad you were able to persuade your husband to attend, Mrs. Lowe.'

"I'm having a pajama day."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

At least Sunday is still a holy day.

What they're thinking.

'As it's Sunday there will be 30 minutes browsing before the service begins.'

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

'Technically, you do qualify for five weeks of vacation, but your request for 35 Sundays off has to go under review.'

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

"Actually I was hoping you'd change his mind with the strength of your arguments and your innate erudition."

How caffeine interacts with human brain cells.

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

'I'm just spending the morning in bed with the Sunday funnies.'

A Young Girl And Her Pet Cat.

"OMG, not the Oz Channel again!"

"Now you've told everyone how importatn you are, would you like an upgrade to first class and a complimentary foot massage?"

TV dinner

'I'm not asking for the world...but couldn't you at least run the dishwasher while I'm out jumping over the moon?'

'Not too keen on walkies today, eh?'

'Every Sunday I thank God that I'm an atheist!'

'Come on dear, you've been in that chair for hours.' 'Nonsense, woman.'

"I thought you were migratory."

"Not THAT sort of begging..!"

'...I'll be over there, waiting in the bushes.'

"Like father, like son. A couch potato and a tater tot."

"How did I get her to eat them? I told her they were 'Hostess' crab cakes."

"...Not only can you talk yourself out of everything. But..."

Commission.

'When people started offering 'Golden Hellos' they didn't realise what a disaster it would be for the business.'