Sunday Persuader Mugs

'I'm glad you were able to persuade your husband to attend, Mrs. Lowe.'

"I'm having a pajama day."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

At least Sunday is still a holy day.

'As it's Sunday there will be 30 minutes browsing before the service begins.'

What they're thinking.

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

'Technically, you do qualify for five weeks of vacation, but your request for 35 Sundays off has to go under review.'

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

'I'm just spending the morning in bed with the Sunday funnies.'

"Actually I was hoping you'd change his mind with the strength of your arguments and your innate erudition."

A Young Girl And Her Pet Cat.

How caffeine interacts with human brain cells.

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

"OMG, not the Oz Channel again!"

"Now you've told everyone how importatn you are, would you like an upgrade to first class and a complimentary foot massage?"

'Every Sunday I thank God that I'm an atheist!'

TV dinner

"Not THAT sort of begging..!"

'I'm not asking for the world...but couldn't you at least run the dishwasher while I'm out jumping over the moon?'

'Come on dear, you've been in that chair for hours.' 'Nonsense, woman.'

"I thought you were migratory."

'Not too keen on walkies today, eh?'

'...I'll be over there, waiting in the bushes.'

"...Not only can you talk yourself out of everything. But..."

Commission.

'When people started offering 'Golden Hellos' they didn't realise what a disaster it would be for the business.'

"How did I get her to eat them? I told her they were 'Hostess' crab cakes."

Rams: 14-0