Sunday Gifts

On the Seventh Day

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

Casual Sunday

'And I repeat. Live each day as though it were your last.'

"If God wanted me to go to church he wouldn't have put football on Sundays."

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

And on the Seventh Day...

Friday/Saturday/Sunday

"From the looks of things, I shouldn't have rested on the seventh day."

TV and man

Have a fabulous afternoon tee!

Just a regular Sunday afternoon,

Sunday

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

Wordilly Durdillies - One more day,God thought, and I'll call it a week.

"Do you think that it's just a coincidence that you only have this ringing in your ears on a Sunday?"

'He's not too swift with the rest of the commandments, but he does rest on Sundays.'

....And on the seventh day,god painted!

Dog has eaten leaflet about 'Conservation Sunday, people and wildlife'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

'Being Sunday I suppose we really should have gone to church.'

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

'On Sundays I play organ at the church, and Gojo passes the plate.'

'Something tell me we should have been in church this Sunday.'

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

'It doesn't feel like a Sunday today, does it?'

Church: Open Sundays

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

Chillaxing!

"Do I get double bubble Sundays?"

'Master corrected me with a newspaper... the Sunday Edition.'

'It's Sunday. I'm calling for a separation of church and sports.'

'What a great Sunday this has been....