Sun Sizzler Gifts

'Is it getting hot in here or is it me!'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Sunbathers.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"Summer Reading Group"

Canada's winter survival kit.

'Come and get it!'

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

"Is anything good on?"

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

'Apparently you forgot to pack his rubber shark.'

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

"It's not really perjury if you're a compulsive liar."

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

'Try to relax, Ed. It's a beach, not sandy soil.'

"I swear I'll get up and go mouse hunting as soon as this spot of sun is gone."

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

Plant Solar Panel

'I hope I don't catch cold from this. I'm trying to kick the baby aspirin habit.'

Fun in the Sun.

"Something smells goood!"

''Solar energy'? -- like I don't do enough for the little twerps already!'