Sun-loving Stylist T-Shirts

Those aren't your standard gardening shorts. They're perfect. I get a tan on the hard-to-tan backs of my legs. That is important. My only problem is the unsightly panty line. That's easily fixed. Wear looser pants. Will do. In 30 years.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"Maybe this year..."

A woman buries her broken heart

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

'I think your pot has roasted.'

Poinsettia

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

"Does flannel go with camo?"

"Judging by your tan I can see you play golf too."

Ikea for hippies

Our dance has to be sustainable. I'll send electronic invites. Eco Club. We can hang white LED Christmas lights. The food will be seasonal! Ice cream? W. Fester School.

'This is totally bananas!'

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

Entering September

Dog Sun Shade.

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

"Perfect."

Summer feet.

Woman: 'I see leather sandals are big this summer.'

"Hey - only a sourpuss would ruin such a wonderful, warm and sunny day with thoughts about climate change!"

I was feeling good when they finally put away the doggie sweaters, and then

Binman says to woman with bag of clother: 'No, I'm afraid there isn't a specific bin for 'stuff that's, like, SO last week.''

'Maybe you'd feel better if you went back to the room and sent a few emails.'

'Did you know the gardener also does hair?'

"And me without my bear spray!"

Lizard on hot sand, colleague has flip flops.

'You can't say Global warming anymore...it's called climate change, darling.'

'I'm against Global Warming...it makes my hair go like all limp and fizzy and stuff.'

Poinsettia

Wreaths working out to look good in December.

"It's for my depression. Go get your own."