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"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

I was feeling good when they finally put away the doggie sweaters, and then

'It's my summer hoodie.'

Woman: 'I see leather sandals are big this summer.'

Lizard on hot sand, colleague has flip flops.

Summer feet.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

On holiday.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Freshest ice cream in town!

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

French wine

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

Fish snorkling above water.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Sunbathing in the park

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Shoes Make The Man

A crab with a utility knife claw

Stonehenge Sandcastle

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."