Sun-loving Stylist Gifts

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"Maybe this year..."

A woman buries her broken heart

'I think your pot has roasted.'

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

Poinsettia

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

"Does flannel go with camo?"

"Judging by your tan I can see you play golf too."

'This is totally bananas!'

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

Dog Sun Shade.

Entering September

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

"Hey - only a sourpuss would ruin such a wonderful, warm and sunny day with thoughts about climate change!"

"Perfect."

Summer feet.

Woman: 'I see leather sandals are big this summer.'

Binman says to woman with bag of clother: 'No, I'm afraid there isn't a specific bin for 'stuff that's, like, SO last week.''

'Did you know the gardener also does hair?'

'You can't say Global warming anymore...it's called climate change, darling.'

"And me without my bear spray!"

'I'm against Global Warming...it makes my hair go like all limp and fizzy and stuff.'

Lizard on hot sand, colleague has flip flops.

'Maybe you'd feel better if you went back to the room and sent a few emails.'

Poinsettia

Wreaths working out to look good in December.

"It's for my depression. Go get your own."

Violinist on holiday