Climate-aware Stylist Gifts

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

"Maybe this year..."

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

Where Pleather Comes From

Poinsettia

A woman buries her broken heart

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

"Well Virginia, thanks to climate change there isn't a Santa Claus anymore."

'Data Dude' magazine.

"Just a little off the top and shape the back."

"Did you throw away this tabletop?"

Relax, it's fake fur.

Ikea for hippies

Our dance has to be sustainable. I'll send electronic invites. Eco Club. We can hang white LED Christmas lights. The food will be seasonal! Ice cream? W. Fester School.

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.

"It's made of all-natural materials, but needs a little wedding on occasion!"

"Darling, it's so this season."

"Perfect."

"I want something sassy but easy to take care of if the ice caps melt."

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

Summer feet.

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

Woman: 'I see leather sandals are big this summer.'

I was feeling good when they finally put away the doggie sweaters, and then

Entering September

Binman says to woman with bag of clother: 'No, I'm afraid there isn't a specific bin for 'stuff that's, like, SO last week.''

'I feel like a right idiot in this jumper.'